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Crypt Type

A deterministic quiz that sorts you into one of eleven goth subtypes, complete with your soundtrack and the receipt proving it wasn't random.

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Notes

Eight questions, a fixed tally, and a tie-break that defaults to trad goth because trad is the baseline and the math knows it. Built in a batcave xerox-flyer skin for my wife, an OG Bauhaus goth, with one non-goth result waiting for anyone who just owns a lot of black.

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